blackstanlee:

irishphilosophy:

antiocial:

purestlight:

waerlogas:

unsinkablelove:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

gaymzee:

a tumblr user walks into a joke and starts crying because theyre offended

my dad was killed by a joke you asshole

wow that’s offensive, some people don’t even have assholes, you bastard

SOME OF US ARE ACTUALLY BASTARDS YOU INSENSITIVE TWAT

I WAS BORN WITHOUT SENSIBILITY!!!!

AND TWAT!!!!

MORON!!!

I’M A MORON AND I FIND THIS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE

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theblueboxtraveler:

airpunchingacademic:

#omfg i have the lumia 800 #the smaller version basically#and MY LAPTOP FELL ON IT #and nothing happened #it was like ‘u ok’ #GOD BLESS NOKIA (via the-eleventh-blog)

Is the laptop okay though?

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orderofdatardis:

you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me  because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer

(Source: liripot)

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misssalvat0re:

STOP SCROLLING AND PRESS FUCKING PLAY BECAUSE IT’S RDJ SINGING 

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mechastreisand:

I’M ACTUALLY CRYING OKAY

(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway)

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myedol:

Stills From Electrabel - Happy New Year (2009) by Famous

This is the possible the best stop motion animation I’ve ever seen. Create using 300,000 candles.

Must Watch:

…no seriously watch it

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tumblhurr:

zingoogniz:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

venomgurl4:

QWOP guy at anime north

TIA LOOK IT’S MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

One does not simply
NOT reblog QWOP

This is so good oh my god

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thedeedeedee: Oregon Trail… the game

thedeedeedee:

Oregon Trail… the game

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shortest thorki fanfiction ever

  • Thor: I need a horse!
  • Loki: Give me nine months!

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The absolute worst things in the world.

polytoed:



  

you forgot one

(Source: anarchymydear)

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burrenbari:

conksucker:

oncie-kun:

loves-not-a-three-way-street:

ryanrossisaswanprincess:

I “mLAUGINGF SO HAQRD I C OUDN’T CLICK ON THE REBLOGB BUTTONM

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIghT NOW, I CAN’T DSGJDSLGSKJG
OMG, HELP I CaN’T BREATHE 
PLEASE SOMEONE HELP 

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATH OMG hELP OMG OMG OMG SIJFFHDGFD

WHY AM I LAUghing SO HaRd HELP

i CAN’t FUCking BREATH OMg

HElE PRfoglkhdlfjf

HEL P EME

do want

(Source: blackwaxx)

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fyerfaerie:

beneaththewillowtree:

justwatchthesunrise:

now-this-is-living:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

omg i cried

i’m sobbing like a baby right now

everybody on earth needs to watch this right now

oh my god. crying right now. that is the best thing ever!!!!!!

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janbearpig:

icebearsdouchehat:

bigdamndemon:

merleawe:

…You know what?

Never Mind.

EDIT: For those of you who haven’t yet read this: http://merleawe.tumblr.com/post/23597392752/okay-i-have-something-i-need-to-say and visit and read the deviantART entries. Then comment. This post is a follow up to my 4am rant.

I just spent a good half an hour investigating this chick, and I honestly have no idea what to say.

She’s like, insane. And I’m not being mean but it’s like… 

I… I don’t even know what to say.

Lord my head hurts.

What.

What…..I……

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